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Spudz kan glemme Eto'o...

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,1...3672383,00.html

 

Lista på nestensigneringer må vel være uendelig lang nå? :)

 

"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more," Eto'o told CRTV.

 

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Spudz kan glemme Eto'o...

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,1...3672383,00.html

 

Lista på nestensigneringer må vel være uendelig lang nå? :)

 

"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more," Eto'o told CRTV.

 

Like artig hver gang! :D

 

Nå ble jeg jaggu overrasket. Virket som han var farlig nær en overgang. ;) ;)

 

Ellers liker jeg humoren til Eto'o!

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Hahahaha, når jeg leste det siste fra Eto'o må jeg bare gjøre som i denne topicens navn :) :)

Når det gjelder Dos Santos regner jeg med at Barca solgte han såpass billig for en grunn eller ti.

Tipper han blir spist!!!!! :)

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Fant en side med flotter sanger på!! haha så bra :)

 

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,

the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,

the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,

and this is what he said FUCK OFF

 

My old man said, be a Tottenham fan

I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt (The Cock Linnet Song)

 

Away in a manger, No crib for a bed

The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said (Away in a manger)

We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...

 

One-Nil down, Two-One up

We knocked Tottenham out the cup

La la la la la la la

 

When I was just a little boy

I asked my mother what will I be?

Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs?

And this is what she said to me:

Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun

And shoot the Tottenham scum

Que sera sera (Que sera, sera)

 

When I was a little boy

My mother bought me a little toy

Tottenham fan on a string

Told me to kick his fucking head in,

kick his head in, kick his head in

told me to kick his fucking head in

 

We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham

 

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham

 

If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c,

if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)

 

Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o

Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o

Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)

 

We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane

we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane

It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane

It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane (Sailing)

 

2 years, we only waited 2 years,

and now the Scum are in tears,

we only waited 2 years (Blue Moon, FA Cup semi 93)

 

Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham

 

Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye

Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye

Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off

Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off

 

Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham

 

1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat.... (Blue Moon)

 

XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate

XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard

 

What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit!

What do you think they should? Fuck Off!

Thank you

 

Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh

 

The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit

Full of shit, shit and bullshit,

the Tottenham are full of shit (Oh when the Saints)

 

George Graham was magic

He's lost his magic hat

He's now moved in at White Hart Lane

Oh what a fucking twat

 

Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean

To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team (Daydream Believer)

 

Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song

 

We had joy, we had fun, we had Tottenham on the run

but the joy didn't last, cos the bastards ran too fast

 

No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham

 

She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings,

She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes,

And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings,

She said it's for her client and his name is David Pleat

David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat

 

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey

 

Judas, what's the score,

Judas, Judas what's the score (at Shite Fart Lane 99)

 

Arsenal won the Double,

Tottenham won the shit cup,

Arsenal won the Double, etc (at Shite Fart Lane 99)

 

Will you ever, will you ever, will you ever win the league, will you ever win the league

 

There's only one George Graham, one George Graham,

with a bag full of dosh, lying through his teeth,

Graham is a Judas and a thief (Winter Wonderland)

 

Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,

Ginola, oh ohh ohh ohh,

he is a diving cheat, he does it every week.

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QUOTE(Stefan B @ Jun 26 2008, 11:17 PM) 133933[/snapback]

Scum ser nå ut til å signere PSV's keeper Gomes:

 

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3743768,00.html

 

Har egentlig sett ut som de kunne trengt en ny keeper i par sesonger nå, men... :P

 

Synd.. Gomes er en klasse keeper ;)

 

Det var faktisk Robinson før han gikk til Tottenham også

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:P--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stefan B @ Jun 26 2008, 11:17 PM) 133933[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->

Scum ser nå ut til å signere PSV's keeper Gomes:

 

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3743768,00.html

 

Har egentlig sett ut som de kunne trengt en ny keeper i par sesonger nå, men... ;)

 

Synd.. Gomes er en klasse keeper ;)

 

Det var faktisk Robinson før han gikk til Tottenham også

 

Sant nok, there's always a silver lining!

 

Men får håpe for vår skyld at Gomes ikke holder den klassen i Tottenham som han har gjort i PSV, det kan faktisk hende at de klarer å karre til seg en 10 plass denne sesongen istedet :P

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Gomes

Hutton - Woodgate - King - Bale

Huddlestone

Lennon - Modric - dos Santos

Keane

Berbatov

 

Si hva dere vil, men Spurs skremmer meg.

 

Begynner å skremme meg og faktisk, men får håpe Modric ikke slår til, og det samme med Gomes.

Spurs er jo som kjent for å lage gråstein av gull :)

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Gomes

Hutton - Woodgate - King - Bale

Huddlestone

Lennon - Modric - dos Santos

Keane

Berbatov

 

Si hva dere vil, men Spurs skremmer meg.

 

Jepp. Helt klart et lag som vil kjempe langt oppe på tabellen. Det er heller ingen garanti for at de skal klare å rote det til bare fordi Tottenham er Tottenham.

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En meget god forsvarsfirer når ALLE er skadefrie, men det skjer neppe gjennom store deler av sesongen. "The Crackers" kommer nok sjelden til å spille sammen, og det kommer til å ende med mange baklengsmål som alltid. Lennom var meget skuffende denne sesongen, mens dos Santos kun har én virkelig god kamp for Barca (selv om potensialet absolutt er til stede!). Modric er klasse. Spørsmålet er hvor loang tid han vil bruke på å spille seg inn i England. En så fotallsmart spiller kommer nok ikke til å slite så mye med tempoet (vi husker alle hvor fort Mozart spilte seg inn), men jeg er mer tvilsom til fysikken hans. Blir nok en stor stjerne utover sesongen! Huddlestone har et godt skudd og har vist at han duger i alle fall litt etter at han ble tvangsslanket. (Han sliter derimot mer på et annet område: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1506_socce..._and_tell.shtml ;p). Gomes kommer til å styrke keeperplassen. Robinson ødela tross alt sesongen til Spurs før den i det hele tatt hadde starta ordentlig.

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Ser ingen grunn til Spudz skal skremme noen i sesongen som kommer. Som vanlig hentes nye navn inn, men problemet ligger nok heller i hvordan denne klubben fungerer. Gode spillere er ingen garanti for suksess der i gården.

 

Ellers så jeg at Keane the Cunt ønsker seg til Pool (med andre ord så har selveste Keane forstått det vi har sett i mange år, nemlig at det ikke finnes håp i klubben), mens nettet melder at Bentley er et mulig target for Spudz. Håper for all at Keane blir i Spudz. Han er en garantist for å mislike klubben enda mer.

 

Mitt tips er 10-12 plass. :(

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Gomes

Hutton - Woodgate - King - Bale

Huddlestone

Lennon - Modric - dos Santos

Keane

Berbatov

 

Si hva dere vil, men Spurs skremmer meg.

 

Jepp. Helt klart et lag som vil kjempe langt oppe på tabellen. Det er heller ingen garanti for at de skal klare å rote det til bare fordi Tottenham er Tottenham.

 

Midtbanen ser for veik ut, selv om pølsa Huddlestone spiller defensiv midtbane. Bra offensivt, men for dårlig bakover, og den forsvarsfireren får vi sett sammen i kun 2 kamper tidlig i sesongen.....

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