Grisen Phil Neal - rampen Phil Neal.

[Safe Hands]

25 år har gått siden Bjørge Lillelien toppet Norges seier over England, med tidenes kommentator-prestasjon.

Canal Plus markerte dette ved å invitere "Grisen Phil Neal" til Norge.

 

Dog, ikke alle i og rundt fotballen har taleevne som Bjørge. Dette er tråden for de som kanskje burde latt fotballen "do the talking".

 

Her er noen av mine favoritter:

 

"It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there." - Jack Charlton

 

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - NEVILLE SOUTHALL

 

"If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards." - PETER SHILTON

 

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."-

DAVE BASSETT

 

"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." - STEVE LOMAS

 

"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester." - STAN COLLYMORE

 

"She (Eileen Drewery) gives the players a shoulder to talk to." - NEIL WEBB

 

"It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road." -

ALAN GREEN

 

"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails." -

RICHARD PARK

Noen velvalgte ord fra våre egne:

 

"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...." - BRUCE RIOCH

 

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - IAN WRIGHT

 

"The manager has given us unbelievable belief." - PAUL MERSON

 

Og til slutt noen mindre velvalgte:

 

'When a player gets to 30, so does his body.' - Glenn Hoddle

 

'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.'

- Glenn Hoddle

 

'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle

 

'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.'

- Terry Venables

 

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' - GARY LINEKER

 

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.' - LES FERDINAND

 

'Maybe the mistakes have looked worse because they led to goals.' - IAN WALKER

 

'I can't even remember when the Seventies was.' - ROBBIE KEANE

 

 

Steve Perryman får oppsummere: 'I was disappointed to leave Spurs, but quite pleased that I did.'

[Jazze]

Dette klippet har eg i mp3 format..litt artigt å høre. Var ikke gamle gutten på 80 tallet, men de fleste klippene har eg fått med meg..